Let’s Eat!

Hello and welcome to the Chainsaw Buffet.

Chainsaw Buffet was a devious, brilliant creation driven by The Chef and The Maitre d’. (Not their real names. But I guess you probably already figured that out, since those are titles.)

It has been nearly two months in development, from “hey, let’s buy this crazy domain name” to what you see before you.

And we’re not done.

Whilst I’ve been designing and programming (or rather, putting off designing and programming because I am horribly lazy), The Chef has been cooking up a mess of articles of all types.

Mindless insanity? We got that. Poignant philosophizing? We got that too. That’s why we call it a buffet. You’re going to find a little bit of everything here.

Of course, after we run out of those, we’ll probably only update every two months or something. Because, as I said, I’m horribly lazy.

And stay tuned for more features on the site. Comments are coming, as are RSS feeds. But I figured it was better to get the articles up sooner rather than later.

I mean, heck, The Chef has an article about an anime convention that happened almost three months ago. How’s that for timeliness?