23. Cybertron Optimus Prime (Burger King) (2005): If you said, ââ¬ÅHey, that looks like a McDonalds toy!ââ¬?, you’d be wrong. McDonalds toys are higher quality. This is one of the lamest Prime toys ever made. The wheels don’t even roll. As a sort of consolation, I painted some of the details on the head and chest to make it look slightly less awful. This one keeps falling off the shelf, like maybe Energon Prime behind him keeps pushing him. Or maybe he’s suicidal; Primus knows anyone would be if stuck in a body like that. The gimpy arms, beer gut, and uni-leg just scream, “Someone please put me out of my misery!”
24. Robot Heroes Optimus Prime (2007): Robot Heroes is the Transformer equivalent of the Star Wars Galactic Heroes line, with characters redone as cute little PVC figures. This sort-of-chibi Optimus Prime is one of the better ones. His right hand holds his usual rifle, while his left arm is out in a pointing pose. This works very well with his shoulder and head joints, since he can be doing anything from telling other Autobots to ââ¬Åtake that hill!ââ¬? to ââ¬ÅWeââ¬â¢re number one!ââ¬? to pointing to the mess Hot Rod left on the floor to a sort of ââ¬ÅStaying Aliveââ¬? disco action.
25. Movie Optimus Prime (Legends of Cybertron) (2007): Yeah. It’s another version of Prime from the movie, only tiny and looking nothing like the movie’s robot mode. Not much else to say.
26. Robot Masters Beast Convoy (2004): Robot Masters was one of Takara’s filler lines, consisting of a bunch of recolors of older toys with a few new molds thrown in. In this case, the new molds were of classic characters from various eras, redone to be smaller and more poseable. Beast Convoy here, is of course Optimus Primal from Beast Wars (given the ââ¬ÅBeastââ¬? prefix because the line also had the original Generation 1 Convoy/Optimus Prime), only smaller and looking more like the animated version.
27. Robots in Disguise Optimus Prime (Spychanger) (2002): Remember back to that long-winded explanation of who the heck Fire Convoy was? When Hasbro decided to import Car Robots over here, they made a few new molds to flesh things out. This is one of them, a scaled-down version of Prime as a fire truck. Unlike the larger one, it doesn’t split in half and can’t form the ââ¬Åregularââ¬? robot mode. Neither can he stand up without his ladder being used as a prop.
28. Heroes of Cybertron Apex Armor Powermaster Optimus Prime: A small semi-poseable PVC figure of Apex Armor Prime (otherwise known as God Ginrai). Not much else to say about it, except that it pops apart into a bajillion pieces if you look at it funny. And he’s blocking the view of bat Primal.
29. Cybertron Optimus Prime (Legends of Cybertron): Like the movie one, this is a smaller version of the Cybertron character, minus the super mode. Unlike the movie one, this is surprisingly good, if unposeable. Think of the Legends size as being the replacement for Spychangers.
30. Robot Heroes Optimus Prime (with Matrix): Surprisingly, the second Robot Heroes version of Prime isn’t just the original with new arms. It’s an entirely new mold of Prime opening the Matrix, complete with translucent blue energy flare. It looks really nice, which makes up for it being essentially unable to move ââ¬â the head can turn, but itââ¬â¢s pointless for it to do so. I’m not even going to get started on my geeky objections to this one because it didn’t “really” happen like this in the comics or cartoon. It’s still a very cool little figure.
31. Heroes of Cybertron Optimus Prime (with Energy Axe): This one is notable mainly because in Japan this PVC (part of a blind-packed assortment) was a very rare chase figure. However, the U.S. version (which is the one I have) was a regular release and actually slightly easier to find than the normal Prime. Nothing else to say, except that it doesn’t fall apart like the HoC Apex Armor Prime.
32. Robot Heroes Movie Optimus Prime: In general, the movie designs don’t translate well to the cutesy Robot Heroes style, but this version of Prime isn’t too bad. He’s also fairly poseable for a PVC-style figure. Too bad the Blackout that came with him is terrible.
33. Robot Replicas Optimus Prime: The Robot Replicas line is a series of non-transforming figures with the gimmick of being (supposedly) accurate to the movie designs. Sadly, they use Revoltech-style joints that tend to pop apart easily. With Prime, this problem is mostly in his arms, which come off. The sculpting is also less accurate than advertised.
34. Robot Heroes Movie Optimus Prime (with Sword): Less poseable and generally less impressive than the first version. His left arm is in a goofy position, and he has the lips instead of a closed mask.
There we are. Everything on the shelf covered in some level of detail. And while we’re at it…