Fatimus Prime

Fatimus Prime

Fatimus Prime says, “Autobots, transform and roll out…to Waffle House!”

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Maple-Flavored Bacon

Maple-Flavored Bacon

“You don’t like maple-flavored bacon? Then fuck you!”

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Tony Stark Built This in a Cave

Tony Stark built this in a cave!
It’s true. He did.
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The Maitre d’ and His Two-Wheeled Death Machine

Chainsaw Buffet presents its first ever video. Not surprisingly, it’s an exciting video where The Maitre d’ almost dies.

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Five Immutable Truths of Indiana Jones

There are certain things you can expect from an Indiana Jones movie, and here they are.

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Four Reasons Iron Man’s Tony Stark Fails as an Engineer

It’s not that he’s not brilliant and charismatic. It’s just that he’s more of a mad scientist than a mad engineer. (Spoilers ensue.)

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The Top Ten Reasons Firefly/Serenity Is Better Than Star Trek

The Chef shares one of his peculiar obsessions: that little show about a spaceship. No, not the goddamned Enterprise.

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Pointless Clinton Political Blathering, Possibly Libelous

Jimmy the Squid reveals his theories about the truth behind Hillary Clinton’s race for the Democratic nomination.

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The Top Ten Reasons Roboreaganology Is Better Than Christianity

The Chef, High Exchequer of the Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan, provides us with more words of comfort and assurance that we are on the only true spiritual path.

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The Maitre d’s Guide to Cosplay

The Maitre d’ creates one costume, and apparently declares himself enough of an expert to write a whole friggin’ article on the subject.

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