Twilight Valentine’s Day Cards

Want to tell that special someone how you feel? And how you’re a 108-year old unholy abomination? And that you want to emotionally abuse them by telling them you can never be with them, yet stalk them relentlessly? And show them you don’t have the first farking clue what a healthy relationship is like?

WORRY NO MORE! Just print off these designs and watch your object of affection/focus of unhealthy obsession swoon^*!

But don’t give them to nerds. Nerds are so lame.

^* Effect only guaranteed if you’re hot. Otherwise, these messages are a one-way ticket to RESTRAINING ORDER CITY!