The Chef’s dieselpunk novel, Iron Heart has been released. Tremble in fear. Or just ignore him like everybody else does.
Leave a replyThe Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan weighs in on the Tacocopter controversy, and calls for more career opportunities for our mechanical brethren.
Leave a replyYes, one of our staff actually wrote a book. No, it’s not a coloring book. No, it doesn’t have pictures. Well, okay, it has a picture. But it’s the cover picture, and we’re revealing it here!
Leave a replyThe Chef examines how to be a supervillain in a time when nobody takes villains seriously anymore. Crossposted from Eldritch Engines.
Leave a replyThe Chef builds a lightbox and fire hazard, for a bargain-basement price.
Leave a replyOtherwise known as “Why The Chef is a Cranky Old Man”, our esteemed colleague returns from exile with an article that may just plumb the darkest depths of fan pettiness, conflict, and self-loathing.
Leave a replyToday, the Chef, High Exchequer of the Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan, announced the canonization of an American folk hero and legend: Marvin Heemeyer.
Leave a replyThe Chef once again turns his steely gaze upon the KFC “sandwich”, confirming his original findings and making a few new observations, as well as spending an hour on the toilet because of the experiment.
Leave a replyOtherwise known as “Chicken Cordon BLECH”, the infamous KFC “sandwich” sends the Chef on an existential journey.
Leave a replyThe Chef shares his recipe for tequila-lime-habanero chili. Bet you never thought you’d actually see a real recipe on a site called “Chainsaw Buffet”, right?
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