One Heartfelt Wish

The Busboy lets out a cry to help to some of his favorite TV channels.

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Ode To Breakfast

The Busboy confesses his feelings to the makers of his favorite breakfast cereal.

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A Visitor’s Guide to The Strip

Near the University of Tennessee in Knoxville, exists a length of road referred to as “The Strip.” More often than not, it suffers a crippling douche bag/drunken slut infestation. This brief list will prepare you for what to expect should you ever find yourself visiting The Strip.

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What the Fuck Happened to the Future?

At one point in time, everyone predicted that by the end of the 21st century’s first decade, we’d have a shiny new future of flying cars, personal jet-packs, and robotic servants. Instead, in 2009 we have a global economic meltdown and an internet full of porn. Where the fuck did we go wrong?

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Dear Retail Industry

The Maitre d’ would like to have a word with you about the upcoming holiday season.

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Election ’08 Mad Libs

This is why America is f@#$ed.

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Bigfoot and the Epic Scientific Fail

Apparently this is what passes for science these days: a photo of a fursuit in a refrigerator and a big press conference announcing they’re going to be doing some tests.

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The Chef Is A Snob

The Chef admits that he is, in fact, a snob. But it’s not for the reasons you think.

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In Praise of Eliot Spitzer

The Chef expresses admiration for the man who has shown us what it truly means to be a public official: Eliot Spitzer.

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Yet Another Mass Effect Analysis

The Maitre d’ weighs in on the complete misrepresentation of Mass Effect by Fox News… just like every other game-playing blogger on the ‘net.

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