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Leave a replyAs we celebrate the first year of Chainsaw Buffet, the Chef shares the heartwarming rags-to-riches tale of the Buffet’s origins. Hilarious hijinks and homeless winos being served for dinner ensue.
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Leave a replyWe decide to finally get our shit together and start promoting the site. What fake restaurant is complete without an equally fake takeout menu?
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Leave a replyChainsaw Buffet presents its first ever video. Not surprisingly, it’s an exciting video where The Maitre d’ almost dies.
Leave a replyBehold! The Maitre d’ predicts the Chainsaw Buffet years before its creation!
Leave a replyThese are the voyages of the web site Chainsaw Buffet. Its mission: to seek out new thoughts and new condiments, to boldly write shit no one has written before.
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