Tom’s Anger

Eleanor saw the knife sitting there on the kitchen counter. She only saw one way to stop Gerald from finishing that soup.

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A Visitor’s Guide to The Strip

Near the University of Tennessee in Knoxville, exists a length of road referred to as “The Strip.” More often than not, it suffers a crippling douche bag/drunken slut infestation. This brief list will prepare you for what to expect should you ever find yourself visiting The Strip.

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Racism Is Alive And Well – In Al Sharpton’s Mind, Anyway

Jimmy the Squid, Chainsaw Buffet’s presidential-candidate-in-exile/political commentator/renegade sushi, provides more breathtaking insight into the news of the day: the infamous New York Post cartoon that points out how much of a monkey Al Sharpton is.

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Eat The Worm

Catching up. John and 15-year-old anime women. Legal woes of pix messaging. WoW jumps the shark? Everyone but Dylan agrees: Fallout 3 and Fable II suck. Tequila worm suckers. Wasabi tastes like bee stings. Second Life has a point? CAT EDIT! Playstation Home: beware of gay German dudes. Another round of XBox 360 vs. PS3. XNA: neat idea, but lots of crap. Porn spam on the work phone. Torgo is on vacation. Affirmative Action patch notes. Outliers.

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Twilight Valentine’s Day Cards

Want to let that special someone know that you’re peering in their window, silently watching them sleep every night? Here’s how!

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Hey, Remember When Battlestar Galactica Didn’t Suck?

After finishing off season 4.0 of Battlestar Galactica, the Chef reminisces about a time when the show was about real people instead of mystic visions and shit. Warning: BIG FAT FRACKING SPOILERS. ELLEN TIGH IS A FRACKING CYLON!

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Our feeds have moved

Subscribing to our feeds via that newfangled RSS crap all the kids are using? Well, you better update your reader-thingamajig before they stop working.

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Inner Chuck Norris

Inner Chuck Norris

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Fun with Search Terms, 1/7/2009

Web stats: simultaneously horrifying you by revealing what search engines think your site is about… and also revealing what people actually search for.

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What the Fuck Happened to the Future?

At one point in time, everyone predicted that by the end of the 21st century’s first decade, we’d have a shiny new future of flying cars, personal jet-packs, and robotic servants. Instead, in 2009 we have a global economic meltdown and an internet full of porn. Where the fuck did we go wrong?

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