Why would a grown man eagerly play the newest pointless, cartoony game from Nintendo? Why would he choose it over Fallout 3? How can he justify lining Tom Nook’s virtual pockets with more ill-gotten cash? Find out.
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The Best Buy Incident. yourmomssexy@chainsawbuffet.com. Dylan fails at guerilla marketing. John on the First Amendment: “what the hell is your problem, motherf@#$er?” Sow the seeds of chaos! Most misleading coupon EVAR. Venom energy drink: it’s a can that opens like a bottle! John is President John Henry Eden. I’ve got to go put a gun in my mouth now… I’m everything I hate. Bacteria porn. Eat more turducken.
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As we celebrate the first year of Chainsaw Buffet, the Chef shares the heartwarming rags-to-riches tale of the Buffet’s origins. Hilarious hijinks and homeless winos being served for dinner ensue.
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Activision sucks! Drink Moxie or I’ll f-ing kill you. We’ll all be dead soon. I was a dumb, dumb child. Candy corn soda is liquid Rock Revolution. We don’t have listeners. PODCAST@CHAINSAWBUFFET.COM. Mike’s done with rhythm games. Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives. Dead Space. Fallout 3. Fable II. Jen just killed the podcast. Nathan’s cell phone. In the recession, there is no place for novelty soda. Folklore. Little Big Planet. Valkyria Chronicles. Cancelling World of Warcraft accounts. The Cloud–it’s magic.
Leave a replyThe Maitre d’ would like to have a word with you about the upcoming holiday season.
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The crew plans out a cheesy home horror movie they’re going to film the week before Halloween. “We typically don’t script at all–we just do the general outline and ad lib.” Mike’s ninja movies. Bastardized Guitar Hero controllers. Voltron versus monster. Video podcasts? Scary Movie 4. More railing against Blue Dragon. Mana Energy Drink still tastes terrible.
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On a special two-part episode of the Chainsaw Buffet Podcast, we travel to Anime Weekend Atlanta to talk with The Man Power (http://www.myspace.com/themanpower) and Simon Young of The Slants (http://www.theslants.com/) about their music, bands, and interests (including, of course, anime). Having seen their shows and met them at MTAC this year, there were already some big fans among the Chainsaw Buffet crew.
Hailing from Nashville, the Man Power is anything but country. In fact, if you said that to their face, I’m pretty sure they’d melt your face off with their killer otaku-flavored rock stylings, and then blow your mind with their pandemonium-inducing performances on stage. Kneel before the awesomeness that is the Man Power!!
Leave a replyTell me, good sir, if the Snake Hooptie were to devour you today, would you end up in Heaven, or in Hell?
Leave a replyIt’s not so much an article. More of an excuse, really.
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By Chad’s Dylan’s logic, we should shut down Chainsaw Buffet. Dylan breaks his caffeine fast. URNATION. Peelander Z coffee. Transformers Animated. Optimus Prime is not a firetruck nor is he a f**king gorilla. Warhawk: buy it for the Bluetooth headset. Burnout Paradise. EA, why do you love the terrorists? More Zune talk. Alestorm: pirate metal. Amazon MP3 rocks, iTunes sucks. The Christmas clock. Dylan sucks at the musical taste. Mike explains the stock market and economic crisis. Breast cancer awareness month. “I wish I had had a cool type of cancer–one that people like.” The pink ribbon mafia. Should we do a cancer podcast? Pan’s Labyrinth.
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