Chainsaw Buffet: The Takeout Menu

We decide to finally get our shit together and start promoting the site. What fake restaurant is complete without an equally fake takeout menu?

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Moo Spew

THE GALLON CHALLENGE: you have one hour to drink a gallon of milk, and one more hour to keep it down. This episode, we attempt the challenge while doing a podcast. Were we successful? Listen and find out.

Goofy-handed straight-chug style. The Gallon Challenge as part of Ninja Warrior: is anyone at G4 listening? Nathan loves The Force Unleashed but hates Dead or Alive. Let’s give out all our passwords on the podcast! The Rock Band double-strum bass. Cartoon Network cancelling Toonami: this will be the second time Atlanta burns! Anime on Adult Swim… not so much anymore. Prizes, prizes, prizizes (offernotvalidanywhereever). Organic milk versus normal milk. Eureka Seven makes John barf. The Drunken Unicorn concert at AWA. Quaff. Peelander Red rides Charlie. The psychology of “Mad Tiger.” Tsu Shi Ma Me Re: BILF material… “She has the devil in her, and I would very much like to meet that devil.” Mike’s new Zune. WE MOCK THOSE WHO CHALLENGE OUR PODCAST! Never assume a man does not have fire-breathing ninjas at his disposal. iPod and the Zangief-spinning-piledriver you have to do to use it. My PSP still services all my multimedia needs. “Save the tatas”: the best anti-cancer slogan ever invented. The new Nintendo handheld: coming soon? Virtual Boy! “I am a liar, and I don’t know who would have told you different.” F**k Mega Man 9. CHEESEBURGER!

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Even More Blasphemous Politics! Now Low Sodium!

Just when you thought Jimmy had been served up as the lunch special, the Squid returns with more insightful analysis of the race for president. Vote early, vote often, and above all vote Jimmy!

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World of Braidcraft

Braid is not a game. Mana Energy Potion–now with horrible side effects! YOGU-TIMEU! Ginseng drink: a Lovecraftian monster in a bottle. Refrigeration drinking enhances flavor. The Gallon Challenge! Pre-order fights. Listener emails… from Russia. Time flows differently in podcast land. Digg, approve our podcast already. BRAID SPOILERS–what does it mean? Grenade down the pants. World of Warcraft is one of the worst offenders.

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Adventures in Soy Milk

The Maitre d’ foolishly decides to try something new.

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I Miss IRC

The Maitre d’ gets depressed, and remembers better times.

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Simon Young from The Slants: On Location from Anime Weekend Atlanta

On a special two-part episode of the Chainsaw Buffet Podcast, we travel to Anime Weekend Atlanta to talk with The Man Power (http://www.myspace.com/themanpower) and Simon Young of The Slants (http://www.theslants.com/) about their music, bands, and interests (including, of course, anime). Having seen their shows and met them at MTAC this year, there were already some big fans among the Chainsaw Buffet crew.

The Slants are an Oregon-based band whose genre-defying music combines high-energy beats with sophisticated lyrics. Combined with their killer, fire-breathing stage shows, they’re an unstoppable force of the music scene.

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An Orc’s Life Must Suck

The Chef examines the life of an average orc.

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Chainsaw Buffet Podcast: Mana Kills

Milk and Bread! Summer Gases. Pussy-in-a-can. Mana SHOCK! Sporeacide. Irreducible complexity. Kill-a-moose calculator. Old people. No animal shall wear clothes. Steven doesn’t answer call from Tennessee. Pikachu trade rates. USA > Japan. Sarah Palin on Ann Coulter action. Jennifer Aniston like short men. EA takes Potter’s Staff. Altas is your father. Spot it, do something else.

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Election ’08 Mad Libs

This is why America is f@#$ed.

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