Chainsaw Buffet Podcast: Con of the Dragon

Intros. Crap Tuesdays. Dylan’s drinking problems. The Beverage Conspiracy. PAX vs DC. Exposed Genitalia. Cobra!!!! Tracy Hickman’s Sexual Status. Peter S. Beagle Must Die! No one messes with Adam We!
Zoe teh hotness. Voltaire spanking.

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Revelation of the Snake Hooptie!

The Chef has a revelation from the Reagan Himself, foretelling the Second Sighting of the Snake Hooptie, which will come to devour us all.

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Chainsaw Buffet Podcast: Yoohoo in a Dirty Glass

Mega-low-mart. Mooooose. Stay puff. Throw away stats. Mmmm, bacon sub. 17 vibrators. Hi Mom! Phelps Ninja looting. Baby’s first RPG. Why fix what’s broken? Nothing says love like phat loot. Boomerang t0t@1y pw0ns Shredder. SoCAL IV > DOA. Clicking and loot. Tom Nook: burn and die!

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Chainsaw Buffet Podcast: Extreme Citrus Backwash!

The first episode of the podcast premieres: Enough energy drinks to make a moose’s heart explode. 3p1c F41l in being Dad. Communists and Dragons. The Guitar Gods died for your r0xx0rz. Vurp. “Yeah, I played it. Shut up.” Madden Forever. Turducken. Bulimic Kirby. Anorexic Fat Princess. Chrono Trigger is the best game ever! Aerith dies. King Captain Picard makes it so.

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An Ode To Walmart

Where else can you walk in and pick up bread, milk, a 25 pound dumbbell, some goofy looking boots, two tubes of fabric glue, all in the same place?

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Bigfoot and the Epic Scientific Fail

Apparently this is what passes for science these days: a photo of a fursuit in a refrigerator and a big press conference announcing they’re going to be doing some tests.

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Corrine’s Daring

Shelly finds out that even love has a price as Mark battles his own dark past.

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The Chef’s Sci-Fi Fridays: Stargate: Continuum

The Chef kicks off a new series of reviews with the newest release in the perennial Stargate franchise: Continuum. Only series fanboys need apply for this one, sadly.

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SNAKE HOOPTIE!

LEGEND OF THE SNAKE HOOPTIE!

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Legend of the Snake Hooptie

The Chef shares with you a story of the greatest car ever spotted in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

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