The Chef Is A Snob

The Chef admits that he is, in fact, a snob. But it’s not for the reasons you think.

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Dirk’s Night Out – Part II

I’m back and I’m crazy. I’ll do it! I swear I’ll do it!

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Ol’ Glory Energy Drink

Ol' Glory Energy Drink
Ol’ Glory Energy Drink: If you drink anything else, you obviously hate America.

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Chainsaw Buffet and that newfangled social networking revolution all the kids are talking about

Do you want more Chainsaw Buffet? Do you use social networking sites like MySpace or Facebook? If so, get the hell of my lawn, you danged teenage punk.

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Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan Begins New Evangelism Theme: “Offer Them Reagan”

The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan kicks off a new advertising campaign, reducing rich and complex spiritualism to a form understandable by the average American: simple and meaningless feel-good platitudes.

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Dirk’s Night Out

You didn’t ask for it, so here it is.

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More Blasphemous Politics

Jimmy the Squid, the Buffet’s resident political curmudgeon/presidential candidate/blue-plate special shares more news from the campaign trail.

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Fatimus Prime

Fatimus Prime

Fatimus Prime says, “Autobots, transform and roll out…to Waffle House!”

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Maple-Flavored Bacon

Maple-Flavored Bacon

“You don’t like maple-flavored bacon? Then fuck you!”

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Tony Stark Built This in a Cave

Tony Stark built this in a cave!
It’s true. He did.
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