The Chef shares his wedding plans involving a Pigeon Forge drive-thru window, an Elvis impersonator, and one of those t-shirts with a tuxedo printed on the front. Only in Tennessee are such things considered high class.
Leave a replyThe Chef expresses admiration for the man who has shown us what it truly means to be a public official: Eliot Spitzer.
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Behold! The Maitre d’ predicts the Chainsaw Buffet years before its creation!
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The Busboy is a victim of the war crimes perpetrated by Cleopatra 2525. What’s worse, they got the Chef, too!
Leave a replyIn 2017, a series of five terrible video game movies over the course of the summer sparked geek riots all across the country. For two weeks, the battles raged on. The following is a letter recovered just after that war, giving us a unique insight into the minds and hearts of the soldiers in the trenches.
Leave a replyThe Busboy witnesses cinematic history, and proclaims the gospel of DOA to the masses.
Leave a replyTake three bored people, a big screen TV, and a terrible Sci-Fi movie. By Gavin, this is going to be horrific.
Leave a replyThe Busboy rolls with his homies down at Mr. Wonder’s Magic Workshop.
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Jimmy the Squid tackles the Republican candidates and taunts Rush Limbaugh by dangling a bottle of Oxycontin six inches out of his reach.
Leave a replyThe trilogy of cheap shitty candy concludes with the dreaded Gummy Pizza and Gummy Cookies. Bring a barf bag.
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