Will Dylan Eat It: Dollar Tree Candy, Part 2

The odyssey of dollar-store horror continues with the wretched Mallow Fries and Mallow Burger.

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Real-Time Review: The Gameplan

The Busboy writes a review of the sports classic “The Gameplan” while he’s watching it, so you don’t have to wait for a well-thought out and organized dissertation.

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Great Moments in Television History II

Again!? What did you do to deserve this? REPENT! Perhaps the horror might yet be abated.

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Jimmy the Squid For President

In light of the impending disaster that is the November presidential elections, Jimmy the Squid offers an alternative: why not choose a candidate more qualified than any of the others?

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The Greatest Law and Order Series Ever Created

Combining two random posts he made in the same day, The Maitre d’ comes up with the most horrible greatest idea for a Law and Order series ever devised.

At least it would sell to the otaku crowd.

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Cat versus ocean

Cat versus ocean
From “Peruvian surfing cat is making waves”

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Great Moments in Television History

The Sommelier takes you down television memory lane?

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Will Dylan Eat It: Dollar Tree Candy, Part 1

The Chainsaw Buffet gang sample the first pair of six treats from Dollar Tree. They may be only $1, but they each have $10 worth of godawful flavor.

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Yet Another Mass Effect Analysis

The Maitre d’ weighs in on the complete misrepresentation of Mass Effect by Fox News… just like every other game-playing blogger on the ‘net.

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Deconstructing Spammers V: The Final Frontier

The Maitre d’ provides you, loyal reader, with a professional answer to debt. Also, he goes on a spice-induced rant about Jabba the Hutt and free licorice.

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