Church of Scientology Fires Back At Roboreaganologist Lawsuit

The Church of Scientology retaliates under the onslaught of the Roboreaganologist lawsuit.

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Deconstructing Spammers 4

I’ve run out of movie puns at this point. Click the article, read more spam, enjoy.

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Mission Statement

These are the voyages of the web site Chainsaw Buffet. Its mission: to seek out new thoughts and new condiments, to boldly write shit no one has written before.

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Church of Roboreaganology Files Suit Against Scientologists

The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan has filed a lawsuit that will shape the future of fictional religion forever.

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Deconstructing Spammers 3: The Final Dimension

The Maitre d’ is back with more spam, fried up golden brown and delicious.

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Roboreaganology starts printing up tracts

The Church of the Immortal Robot Reagan finally gets its act together and starts behaving like a real fringe wacko cult.

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Fifty Articles

Woohoo! We reach a meaningless milestone!

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Deconstructing Spammers 2: Electric Boogaloo

The Maitre d’ goes through his inbox again, and finds only the choicest cuts of hilarious spam subject lines for your reading pleasure. “Hello? Sir? I’d like one order of impotence please.”

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Cloverfield: It’s not quite what you expected.

Hey, look, it’s the bajillionth article you’ll see today on the Interwebs about Cloverfield. Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers.

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Have a Coke…or else.


Have a fucking Coke.

“Have a Coke. No, really. I insist.”

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