Unlike other religions, the leaders of the Church of Roboreaganology admit that it is just a moneymaking scheme. But at least we’re honest. Praise Capitalism!
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Leave a replyFrom a recent IM conversation:
Josh: Ya’ll should come down here sometime and see the baby goats. They are cute little bugers.
Dylan: … you know, I read that as “cute little burgers” at first.
Josh: I just had some of one of their older brothers with macaroni, alfredo sauce, and mozarella
Josh: He is tastey
Leave a reply“Growing up is for boring people who’ve had their soul and spirit crushed by miserable bastards who’d rather be accepted by shallow, fickle people than actually enjoy life. Everyone gets old, but there’s no reason to grow up.”
Leave a replySeriously guys, you’re all freaking sick.
I mean, that’s on top of being horrible human beings for what you do for a living.
Leave a replyThe Chef recounts his holiday travels. Warning: This involves Northwest Airlines, so it has lots of profanity.
Leave a replyThe marathon of Jones holiday horror continues. Mops and buckets are still recommended.
Leave a replyA whole bunch of people subject themselves to a marathon of Jones Soda horror. Better bring a bucket.
Leave a replyDylan, Jen, and Drew sample the Eastern European delicacy known as borscht. Hot and cold beet chowder, ahoy!
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