The Great Reagan Shall Return!

Unlike other religions, the leaders of the Church of Roboreaganology admit that it is just a moneymaking scheme. But at least we’re honest. Praise Capitalism!

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I screwed around with the site layout

What’s new and what’s changed.

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Vitamin C: the modern world’s greatest placebo?

This article has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This website is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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Delicious baby goats

From a recent IM conversation:

Josh: Ya’ll should come down here sometime and see the baby goats. They are cute little bugers.

Dylan: … you know, I read that as “cute little burgers” at first.

Josh: I just had some of one of their older brothers with macaroni, alfredo sauce, and mozarella

Josh: He is tastey

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Growing Up

“Growing up is for boring people who’ve had their soul and spirit crushed by miserable bastards who’d rather be accepted by shallow, fickle people than actually enjoy life. Everyone gets old, but there’s no reason to grow up.”

Exit Wound

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Spammers: WTF?!

Seriously guys, you’re all freaking sick.

I mean, that’s on top of being horrible human beings for what you do for a living.

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The Chef Fucking Hates Traveling

The Chef recounts his holiday travels. Warning: This involves Northwest Airlines, so it has lots of profanity.

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Will Dylan Eat It: The Chainsaw Buffet Live-Action Jones-fest 2007, Part Two

The marathon of Jones holiday horror continues. Mops and buckets are still recommended.

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Will Dylan Eat It: The Chainsaw Buffet Live-Action Jones-fest 2007, Part One

A whole bunch of people subject themselves to a marathon of Jones Soda horror. Better bring a bucket.

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Will Dylan Eat It: Borscht

Dylan, Jen, and Drew sample the Eastern European delicacy known as borscht. Hot and cold beet chowder, ahoy!

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