Interstate 35 Revisited

Lookin’ for God in all the wrong places.

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Ten Years Ago…

As we approach the end of 2007, the Chef ponders how things have changed in the last decade.

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A Tree

I hate fake Christmas trees.

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The Chef’s Top Ten Science Fiction Movies

The Chef shares his top ten list of the best science fiction movies ever. However, the Chef’s tastes are, as usual, highly suspect.

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The Maitre d’s Healthy Eating Tip!

The Maitre d’s Healthy Eating Tip of the Day:

“Salt balances out sugar and fat in about the same way that punching yourself in the face balances out being on fire.”
Will Dylan Eat It: Fried Nutella and Banana Sandwich

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A History of Treachery

The Chef finishes sharing his memories of college, a shitty radio station, and explosions. Lots of explosions.

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Review: Link’s Crossbow Training

$20 may be a bit much for a fancy piece of plastic (and let’s face it, that’s all the Wii Zapper is), but what about the game that comes with it?

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The Legend of the Smelly Italian

The Chef shares more memories of college, foul-smelling roommates, and hugeass water guns.

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The Names Have Been Changed to Protect the Guilty

The Chef reminisces about his college days. The names have been changed to protect the guilty, because no one is truly innocent.

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Conquering The World Isn’t Easy

The Chef makes plans for world domination involving a monkey covered in hot oil, a pair of wax lips, the Maitre d’s check ledger, and a picture of Gavin McLeod. Or maybe just some chimpanzees and human women.

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