Will Dylan Eat It: Fried Nutella and Banana Sandwich

The Chef prepares an unholy monstrosity of fat and sugar: the fried Nutella and banana sandwich. But will Dylan eat it?

The Maitre d’ in Four Years

The Maitre d’ in Four Years:

“Do you think you can get to level 10?”

“Detective, I’m 30 years old, I live with my mother, and I have a Captain Kirk costume in my closet.”

Article of the Day Delayed

The Article of the Day has been delayed for today because of issues with the camera (namely, it died and ended up as the blue plate special). The Chef offers his apologies and a coupon for a free dessert.

But no, really, I had the article written and everything, but it needs pictures. Check back tomorrow and I’ll have something new.

The Chef’s Bio

The Chef writes his autobiography.

Religious symbols appear in sky over Tokyo; residents barely notice

Fake news from the world of anime. Spoilers ahead.

“Residents of Tokyo paused for a moment today to look up and notice strange religious imagery in the skies over their city.”